Are you, like me, counting down the days to the glorious release of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?

To whet your appetite, an interview with the genius author:

“…almost as if, subconsciously, Jane Austen is laying out the perfect groundwork for an ultraviolent bone-crushing zombie massacre to take place…”

I like that the zombies are the  “unmentionable menace.”  I’m going to start using this in everyday conversation.   For example, when I see the over-zealous neighbor lady who patrols the dog path with her incessently barking sheltie while hunting for people who don’t pick up their dog waste ,  I will lean to my own dog and whisper, “Run, Heidi! It’s the unmentionable menace!”

The release date is April 1, and this better not be a cruel April Fool’s joke.